BashNota
The Offline-First Second Brain
More than a second brain—it's a second brain cracked on code & AI.
Notion? Too cloud-dependent.
Jupyter Notebooks? Too fragile.
AI? Too nosy.
We fixed it.
Meet Bashnota – an
offline-first, AI-powered, Jupyter-integrated, Markdown-loving, parallel-processing
beast
that actually respects your data.
Join the waitlist before we start charging for this.
💀 FAQ
🧐 Is this free?
For now. Until we realize we’re too nice.
🤔 Will this crash my computer?
Probably not. But if it does, that’s just proof it’s running at max speed.
🚀 Why offline?
Because your data should be yours. Also, we’re too broke to host it.
❌ What if I don’t join the waitlist?
Then you’ll miss out. And we’ll judge you. Silently.